My name is Elizabeth,Eliza, Liz, or as my Instafam calls me  elpinklove. I am 29 (yikes) years old, here's to the last year (6 months) in my 20's then I will be 30 and apparently life gets better, fingers crossed. I am a full time mom, wife, chef, house keeper, etc.etc. You get the point. I am jack of all trades and feel like I am a master of none. I have been married to my husband for almost 2 years and together with him for 6, imagine how annoyed I am with him, he's lucky he is hot and my loins still long for him, plus I want at least one more kid so there's that too. I have two beautiful little assholes, one is 5 going on 15 and the baby is now almost 2 and is mean is shit, but she's also silly and smart so it balances out. I am a mom thats just trying to get it right and hoping I don't fuck up in the process. (oh yeah I cuss, like a lot) So here I am to present you with Sex, Coffee, & That Little Lamb. Named after my want for sex (no energy for it though) my absolute LOVE for coffee ( i will masturbate thinking about a cup) and my daughters (old) obsession with Mary and her fucking stalker lamb, ENJOY!